Halloween Day Quotes

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day.

— Al Jourgensen

Halloween is day when you can pretend to be something you're not, and not get judged for it.

— Denicia Provencio

Halloween is the day I wish I had boobs the most

— Michael Clifford

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day.

— Gwen Stefani

Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly.

— Felipe Esparza

“Government… the scariest thing we face every Halloween... every day of every year!”

— Robert Armstrong

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

— Demetri Martin

California is one of the few places where people dress up for Halloween. It's the only day Sinead O'Connor looks normal.

— Soupy Sales

Halloween is the only day of the year that girls use as an excuse to explain why they're dressed like a whore.

— Sabrina Beaubian

Halloween is a day, people try to be something they wish they could be, but in actual fact they are not

— Anonymous

Maybe a better way to put it on this Halloween Day is to say, 'It's not a trick or much of a…

— Michael Copps

Halloween is one day of breaking out of your shell, one day you can be completely expressive, where the world gives you…

— Chris March

Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it,…

— Bill Maher

I found myself trying to appeal to the 'Half Baked' crowd and I wasn't that guy. It's like dressing up as Batman…

— Jim Breuer

“New Rule: Designers of women's Halloween costumes must admit that they're not even trying. They just choose a random profession, like nurse…

— Bill Maher