People think they know me, when in reality they dont know even the other half of me. — Kelly Copy Share Image
... and because it was a drunken perception, it was perfect, entire, and lasted about half a second. — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
When you stand for something, you've got to stand for it all the way, not half way. — Kevin Gates Copy Share Image
None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Guys, I don't want to tell you half-truths, unless they're completely accurate. — Alain Vigneault Copy Share Image
If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you'd see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I had a meeting in LA in which they took a really overstuffed hour and a half. It was as close to… — David Ogden Stiers Copy Share Image
The beautiful invariably possesses a visible and a hidden beauty; and it is certain that no style is so beautiful as that… — Joseph Joubert Copy Share Image
I have sometimes played my best Davis Cup matches away from home when you stay in the moment a bit more. But… — Lleyton Hewitt Copy Share Image
One of my earliest memories is of being about three and a half, climbing through the legs of a man who I… — Samantha Bond Copy Share Image
In '38, this time I did a job for Mr. Stryker. I went on his payroll at about half the salary I… — Ben Shahn Copy Share Image
I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
No man can instruct more than half-a-dozen students at once. The whole problem of education is one of its cost in money. — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
God pity us indeed, for we are human, And do not always see, The vision when it comes, the shining change, Or,… — Stephen Vincent Benet Copy Share Image
My parents made it clear that I should never display even the slightest disrespect to individuals who had the power to let… — James D. Watson Copy Share Image
It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
The things had been made a half a dozen times from silent pictures through the '30s and '40s. In fact, I think… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
The first men who set out for Mars had better make sure they leave everything at home in apple-pie order. They won't… — Wernher von Braun Copy Share Image
The Art Magicke has rules. It means I have to teach you all my tricks. All the substitutions, the replications, the illusions.… — Catherine Fisher Copy Share Image
What readers ask nowadays in a book is that it should improve, instruct and elevate. This book wouldn't elevate a cow. I… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
If conservatives really believed in individual liberty, as they endlessly claim and if they used both halves of their brains then they'd… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
A country cannot make progress while leaving half of its population behind. — Melanne Verveer Copy Share Image
I coached Afghanistan for seven months. Out of those, I spent five and a half away from home. — Inzamam-ul-Haq Copy Share Image
It took me three and a half years to go from being sentenced in federal court to going to the Oscars. — Molly Bloom Copy Share Image
I am older than everyone I ever knew. All my dogs are dead. Half a dozen cats, parakeets... all gone. — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
What do you call a stock that's down 90%? A stock that was down 80% and then got cut in half. — David Einhorn Copy Share Image
I can get a good doctor in a minute and a half. Getting a really good electrician - that's hard. — Charles Murray Copy Share Image
“Your ego should never equal more than one-half of your accomplishments.” — Frank Sonnenberg Copy Share Image
Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“If you put your energy into how much a fall would hurt, you're already half way down.” — Tana French Copy Share Image
Nine English traditions out of ten date from the latter half of the 19th century. — C.P. Snow Copy Share Image
My brother Max is three and half years younger than me but more of a fussy eater. — Alice Levine Copy Share Image
“What if you never meet the other half of your soul? What if you're complete on your own?” — Crestless Wave Copy Share Image