Hair Quotes by Bobby Heenan

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

— Bobby Heenan

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

— Bobby Heenan

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

— Bobby Heenan

I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it…

— Bobby Heenan

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

— Bobby Heenan

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

— Bobby Heenan

What happened there? My monitor went out.

— Bobby Heenan

A friend in need is a pest.

— Bobby Heenan

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that…

— Bobby Heenan

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

— Bobby Heenan

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

— Bobby Heenan

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

— Bobby Heenan