I can't even tell you how many different shows I would love to guest star on because there's just too many. — Brian Dietzen Copy Share Image
Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
Did I tell you I finally found the perfect page-cutter? It's a pearl-handled fruit knife. My mother left me a dozen of… — Helene Hanff Copy Share Image
Chiron, I don't think the attic is the proper place for our new Oracle, do you?" "No, indeed." Chiron looked a lot… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You probably should get back out there. You’re ignoring your other guests.” “Screw them.” “I’m sure that many of them, you already… — Julie James Copy Share Image
When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
It's a fascinating job, to come in and be the most interesting person in an episode. Whoever the guest star is, that's… — Mark Sheppard Copy Share Image
Always remember to set a place at the table of life for the unexpected guest. — Linda Ellerbee Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as unlawful censorship in the home. Movies, magazines, television, videos, the Internet, and other media are there… — M. Russell Ballard Copy Share Image
No doubt there are people who are our guests [ in Oh, Hello] who are more famous, but to me, Mel Brooks… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Don't be bothered by troubles because they are generally guests we ourselves invite - they will stay for some time and then… — Amit Abraham Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a guest spot on television, they need bodies on those procedural TV shows. You've got to keep… — William Mapother Copy Share Image
We may sing 'welcome, welcome, Holy Spirit', but He does not come because of our welcome. He is no guest, no stranger… — Reinhard Bonnke Copy Share Image
Airbnb has grown thanks to our hosts creating memorable experiences and inspiring their guests to be hosts in their hometowns. — Joe Gebbia Copy Share Image
Dreams are guests who ensoul our lives if we have hospitality for them. — Jeannine Parvati Baker Copy Share Image
But you have said it too often, Mr. Benedict!" said Mrs. Perumal in an imperious tone that was quite out of character.… — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
I'm a really good dinner party guest. I am always so appreciative, impressed that anyone has even managed to turn on the… — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest."… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
When you're a guest star, you kinda feel like you have to prove something. Everyone else is on the show and has… — Andrea Gabriel Copy Share Image
He entertained these thoughts awkwardly, as a man entertains unexpected guests. Then, as he reached his objective, he pushed these thoughts away,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half,… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
In fact, I learned on the Bill Maher show that I can survive the audience booing at me, the guests hating me,… — Andrew Breitbart Copy Share Image