Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you! — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service! — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
It's great news. The reality of negotiations today is that they take time. But these have always been conducted in a good… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
The great news is we have an all-female shortlist with no positive discrimination or anything, isn't that fantastic? — Andrea Leadsom Copy Share Image
My blood runs cold when I hear the 'great news' that we have found a marker for the Down's syndrome gene, which… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
You have made us all proud. I am glad to hear this great news. I congratulate you on this beautiful leap of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's what I grew up loving. Whether it's 30 Rock or The Office or Parks And Rec... I don't know if those… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
Great news for Pres Obama. He watched football all weekend and tomorrow he will receive the Heisman trophy. Next week he's going… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
I suppose more than anything, chefs have gotten better, which is great news, which makes my life a lot easier. I can… — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
“Mr. Halstead. I’m going to go spread the great news. Dr. Tonganoxie and Dr. Severy and everybody else will be so pleased.” — Jim Lehrer Copy Share Image
If we do have any iPhone users out there, I have incredibly great news for you. I've developed after about six months… — Kevin Pollak Copy Share Image
Now, many Americans fear that China might grow too strong ... I'm more worried that America might be getting too weak. It's… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
Life is an inside-out game. The truth is that all our situations and circumstances have their beginnings in our minds. Our idea… — Mark Victor Hansen Copy Share Image
Good relations with Russia are great news. Putting a stop to the [Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership] is great news. Defending American… — Matteo Salvini Copy Share Image
Practically everybody knows what it's like to feel anxious, worried, nervous, afraid, uptight, or panicky. Often, anxiety is just a nuisance, but… — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
I have my share of criticisms of Trump and have been clear about them, but the gap between the coverage of what… — Mary Katharine Ham Copy Share Image
Right now the best way that I can impact the world is through entertainment. One day, and that day will come, I… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
The great news is that that sort of group of people and that sort of sensibility is beginning to become more active… — Tilda Swinton Copy Share Image
Senator Allen has long been a leader on competitiveness issues in the Senate and as governor of Virginia. His announcement of the… — John Engler Copy Share Image
Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught!… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The great news is that overwhelmingly far more than adults, youth already care about the environment. Young people are recognizing that we… — Philippe Cousteau, Jr Copy Share Image
I don't know if we tell women great news about themselves enough. You'd be surprised how often a young woman doesn't hear… — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image