There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to cook with, as a thickening agent in gravy. But as history proves, the thickest agents work… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I woke up full of hate and fear the day before the most recent peace march in San Francisco. This was disappointing:… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing.… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
When I was in college, my whole goal was to write for the 'Village Voice,' and I think I was doing that… — Neil Strauss Copy Share Image
Earth, earthriding your merry-go-roundtoward extinction,right to the rootsthickening the oceans like gravy,festering in your caves,you are becoming a latrine. — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
We have fried catfish, country fried steak and cinnamon-roasted pork. We have collard greens, black-eyed peas, hush puppies, biscuits, sweet potato pie… — Mark Farner Copy Share Image
It's all gravy when everything's great, but if there comes a point where there's a problem, as with any kind of relationship… — Erol Alkan Copy Share Image
Yes, of course, there's something fishy about describing people's feelings. You try hard to be accurate, but as soon as you start… — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
“[Her life] had taken on the shape of a terrible mistake. She hadn't been given the proper tools to make a real… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“The concept of time, as it’s commonly understood by normal people with normal jobs and normal goddamn lives, doesn’t exist on the… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
There was no hope for any kind of big opportunity. I'm not saying it was hopeless. The big pay-off was to work… — Edward Ruscha Copy Share Image
Science and its practice are no longer free and willing today but instead are constantly terrorized by research funding gravy trains and… — Willie Soon Copy Share Image
Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits… — Leigh-Allyn Baker Copy Share Image
I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
You cannot write to resonate twenty or thirty or forty years from now. You only can write for that very day, but… — John Guare Copy Share Image
Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lovely labor, to be given the chance to create, is the meat… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
Congress-these, for the most part, illiterate hacks whose fancy vests are spotted with gravy, and whose speeches, hypocritical, unctuous, and slovenly, are… — Mary McCarthy Copy Share Image
Oh mothers you will have made the little tykes so happy because if nobody does pick them up in the movies they… — Frank O'Hara Copy Share Image
It was Joseph Smith who taught me how to prize the endearing relationships of father and mother, husband and wife; of brother… — Parley P. Pratt Copy Share Image
There were twelve dishes of lamb cooked in different rich sauces, with a monster bowl of strange oddments, which I imagine also… — Rosita Forbes Copy Share Image
what's the good of having news an' ye must coop it? It's like cold veal pie upon the chest for supper, the… — Mabel Osgood Wright Copy Share Image
“That’s my mamma—no problem is so bad a little gravy won’t cure it. She led me into the kitchen. “After a good… — Susan M. Boyer Copy Share Image
“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!” — Twitter Copy Share Image
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
This is the posture of fortunes slave: one foot in the gravy, one foot in the grave. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
So sucker MC's, please think twice; Would you join the navy if you didn't like the gravy and rice? — Special Ed Copy Share Image
There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I have a lot of offers to play for appearance fees. It's nice gravy, but it's not a big motivating factor for… — Mike Weir Copy Share Image
“What are you both going to do, long term, to nurture each other’s creativity?” I didn’t have an answer for him there.… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
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