“Grounding you obviously don't work. Neither does taking away your allowance. I guess the only punishment that'll teach you a good enough lesson is if you sleep with Gramma's corpse tonight.” — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“I cursed. (S-word, f-word, s-word, d-word, s-word times three, f-word, and a z-word I made up on the spot.) I kicked a brick wall.… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“through an actual haunted forest! Just hope that your tram doesn't break down, because this forest is PACKED with monsters... Draculas (with JA… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“Though I'd considered the idea of killing him a million times, once I made the decision to actually do it, I knew it had… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“I didn't do anything to you." "You're right. You didn't. And if I kept shouting 'Revenge!' the whole time I was cutting you, that… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“The chef grabs the guy's wife/girlfriend by the hair, bashes her down on the table, and slams the meat cleaver into the back of… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“it’s crazy to think he wouldn’t call the police. But I despise him. I don’t care how irrational it is; if my mind worked… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“problematic. Yes, if you're brave, determined, strong, and a little insane, you too can construct a zombie raft. I'm” — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“They showed up right after you got there?" I asked. "Well, no, Erik and I smoked some weed first. I guess we were there… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“You amuse me. You who spent your life waiting for miracles and instead found us." "With all due respect, you can shove your amusement… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“I'm doing this because I'm insane. Doesn't my mad cackle make me sound insane?” — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
