Hey, hey! How 'bout you just skip down to the part where you tell me what the fuck this has to do… — John Mcclane Skip Copy Share Image
No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza? — John Mcclane Ordering Copy Share Image
“Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.” — John McClane Die hard Copy Share Image
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan. — John Mcclane Christmas Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all… — John Mcclane Children Copy Share Image
I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die. — John Mcclane Building Copy Share Image
All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can… — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft… — John Mcclane Asian Copy Share Image
Why the fuck didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole. — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
I guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all. — John Mcclane Asshole Copy Share Image
I ain't your partner. I ain't your neighbor, your brother, or your friend. I'm your total stranger. — John Mcclane Brotherhood Copy Share Image
You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck. — John Mcclane Brotherhood Copy Share Image
Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog...a fuckin' Christmas tree...a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around… — John Mcclane Christmas Copy Share Image
Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit… — John Mcclane Leadership Copy Share Image
You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the… — John Mcclane Nice day Copy Share Image
