Everything's gonna happen for me, just as long as I don't have no in my heart. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin and she… — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever it is, he deserves a girl like you. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
No man, you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit? That's not an option. You gotta keep on keepin on. Life's a… — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
