The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind,… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around… — Jeff Cesario Copy Share Image
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through.… — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. — J. C. Snead Copy Share Image
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course? — Larry Nelson Copy Share Image
