“I swear, it's like God is just squatting over us, pissing incessantly right on our faces as we try to get off this annoying planet. I think he's enjoying this.” — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“The guy got torn the hell in half. He's in two big pieces, and he's very dead, unless I need him for the plot… — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“For here he was, barely able to tread water, some gargantuan lizard in the water with him, and the most beautiful woman in the… — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“Show me the science. Last I heard, gay six-year-olds remain unproven.” — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“Sven knew jungles better than anyone; he’d spent his childhood in the Swedish outlands, an unforgiving place.” — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“Then we’re already dead, Robert. We’re already dead. Think of poor Michael. He was horribly disfigured and had that space rash, but he served… — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“I consider myself a green party supporter...because green represents my favorite color other than clear. And I met a guy who was running for… — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him.… — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“Her foot squished into the soft ground as she walked. She stooped down and pressed her fingers into the damp earth. Raising them to… — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“Caris set off into the nearby trees and walked a few feet beyond them, thankful for a break from Rita’s worry. He unzipped his… — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.” — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“Deep down, it's all baseball, no matter what kind of geometrical shape you play it with.” — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
“I swear, it's like God is just squatting over us, pissing incessantly right on our faces as we try to get off this annoying… — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
