Children Quote by Vernon D. Burns

“The guy got torn the hell in half. He's in two big pieces, and he's very dead, unless I need him for the plot…

— Vernon D. Burns

“For here he was, barely able to tread water, some gargantuan lizard in the water with him, and the most beautiful woman in the…

— Vernon D. Burns

“Baby, where we're going, you won't need a shirt.”

— Vernon D. Burns

“Show me the science. Last I heard, gay six-year-olds remain unproven.”

— Vernon D. Burns

“Then we’re already dead, Robert. We’re already dead. Think of poor Michael. He was horribly disfigured and had that space rash, but he served…

— Vernon D. Burns

“You fucked a raptor?”

— Vernon D. Burns

“I consider myself a green party supporter...because green represents my favorite color other than clear. And I met a guy who was running for…

— Vernon D. Burns

“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him.…

— Vernon D. Burns

“Her foot squished into the soft ground as she walked. She stooped down and pressed her fingers into the damp earth. Raising them to…

— Vernon D. Burns

“Caris set off into the nearby trees and walked a few feet beyond them, thankful for a break from Rita’s worry. He unzipped his…

— Vernon D. Burns

“I'm not saying the plot doesn't have holes.”

— Vernon D. Burns

“Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.”

— Vernon D. Burns