Quote by Vernon D. Burns

“I know nothing about God, except that His pleasure is as terrifying as His displeasure.”

— José Saramago

“God has an interesting way of showing his anger; he gives us what we want.”

— Joshua Ryan Butler

“Are you kidding? This is perfect! This is exactly what we've been hoping for! He has everything we need." Okay, I'll admit. Turning it…

— Hannah Harrington

“When I sit up here... I'm just blown away God even notices us...”

— Denise Hunter

“There's something weird and sexual about the way some people talk about God--have you noticed?”

— Frank Portman

“Makes me wonder if God's even up there at all. And if he is, why ain't he doing a better job of things down…

— Susan Adger

“I swear you're sitting there looking like God's turned his back on you.”

— Clara Grace Walker

“It's neat how God puts things in front of us to get his point across.”

— Amanda Penland

“If God wasn't mightily amused by our humanness, I figure he'd have wiped us out a long time ago.”

— Jill Connor Browne

“...You think if I haven't had your religious experience I can't appreciate the magnificence of your god. But it's just the opposite. I listen…

— Carl Sagan

“God doesn't want us to settle for what's in front of our face. He wants to bless us with things beyond our imagination.”

— Lorna Seilstad

“The wonderful illogicalness of life stares him in the face like God.”

— Barry Webster