I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
Trinity Park lies directly across from the library, Trinity Church rising like a midieval thought amidst the glass and steel towers. — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It's creeping me out. — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
A singer can shatter glass with the proper high note," he said, "but the simplest way to break glass is simply to… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
Each of us is carving a stone, erecting a column, or cutting a piece of stained glass in the construction of something… — Adrienne Clarkson Copy Share Image
Sunshine of late afternoon-- On the glass tray a glass pitcher, the tumbler turned down, by which a key is lying--And the… — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore! — Mick Foley Copy Share Image
because wherever I sat—on the deck of a ship or at a street café in Paris or Bangkok—I would be sitting under… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
I came from Bill Blass, where it was a well-oiled machine and if I said I needed a fabric, it was done.… — Prabal Gurung Copy Share Image
Now, I can smile at the stock quality of these friends, these uniforms. these looking-glasses, these sharers. Each is a character lifted… — Hal Porter Copy Share Image
I am out in public and using the phone. I am in a phone booth, got the phone in my hand and… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I looked at the stained-glass image of the lamb in the window above me, but that only reminded me that lambs are… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Most people don't wear glasses in the U.S., and we're not conditioned to finding men and women who wear glasses sexy. If… — Amy Webb Copy Share Image
You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Organic life beneath the shoreless waves Was born and rais’d in Ocean’s pearly caves First forms minute, unseen by spheric glass, Move… — Erasmus Darwin Copy Share Image
I'm really proud of being part of that whole geek/chic, girl nerds, glasses are sexy and all of that because I think… — Kirsten Vangsness Copy Share Image
To me, then, true criticism consists in trying to find out the intrinsic worth of the thing itself, and not in attributing… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain By the false azure in the windowpane; I was the smudge of ashen fluff… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
No, I know,” Levi said. “But it’s not you. You don’t push through every moment. You pay attention. You take everything in.… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I want you to think back to when you were a kid. Remember the day you learned you could burn ants with… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Some young people do not sufficiently understand the advantages of natural charms, and how much they would gain by trusting to them… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
If God had wanted us to spend all our time fretting about the problems of home ownership, He would never have created… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped'; growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
Even though I wear glasses, I'm not just a mousy person who stays in my room - even though I do sometimes… — Marley Dias Copy Share Image
I used to watch 'The Honeymooners' and laughed so much I'd fog up the inside of the lenses of my glasses. — William Hanna Copy Share Image
Most reformers wore rubber boots and stood on glass when God sent a current of Commonsense through the Universe. — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
Scan not a friend with a microscopic glass, you know his faults, now let the foibles pass. — George Harrison Copy Share Image
It may do good; pride hath no other glass To show itself but pride, for supple knees Feed arrogance and are the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not… — Katharine Whitehorn Copy Share Image
I am lucky because my family are comfortably off. My father has his own glass business. — Rafael Nadal Copy Share Image
I could not conjure up one melancholy fancy upon a mutton chop and a glass of champagne. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
The true faith discovered was When painted panel, statuary, Glass-mosaic, window-glass, Amended what was told awry By some peasant gospeler. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses. — Luke the Evangelist Copy Share Image
I love listening to audiobooks - I always lose my glasses, but if I have an audiobook, I don't need them. — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
I'm very surprised - midway through my second glass of red wine last night, I really didn't think I'd be standing here… — Graeme McDowell Copy Share Image
As you get older one tends to develop what I call a wobble. I would rather eat glass than let that happen… — Rita Moreno Copy Share Image
