Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in this weather, you cant do anything girls dont come out in this weather, they stay in the house. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting .. like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm going to hug her and then pat her… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is cuz theyre DTF. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really cool with Vinny's sloppy seconds, so I don't really… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
