Do I have a girlfriend? Technically no. If you be my girlfriend then I'll make it so. — John Legend Copy Share Image
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A true bf/gf is someone who accepts your past, supports your present, and encourages your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. — Miranda Lambert Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“A boyfriend should treat you like a girlfriend, not like a princess. Stop expecting so much from guys & maybe you won't… — 69rascal Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend. — Lily Collins Copy Share Image
My girlfriends and I just started doing plyometrics. It's a killer - it hurts so much. But when you walk out of… — Kelly Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Tucker: I'm glad it happened. because then I got to know who you really are. Clara: Oh yeah? Who am I? Tucker:… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When new cooks come to work for me, they obviously make mistakes at the beginning or there's some messiness to the presentation.… — Joel Robuchon Copy Share Image
I slowly climbed back to my feet, walked back into the emergency department through the silently swishing glass doors, and, covered in… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
One of the problems, hanging out with me, is that I can turn any topic into a toxic horror story. I've lost… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I think a lot of my girlfriends growing up gave themselves up to any boy who paid attention to them. I think… — Bo Derek Copy Share Image
“This is new to me, Win. I’ve never left a girlfriend behind before. I just wanted you to know that I don’t… — Rachel Robinson Copy Share Image
And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“Oh no you're not sista! See I heard all about you … project girl, the little gold digga' who got herself pregnant… — JM Wilson Copy Share Image
Tokyopop's been extraordinary. They approached me to do My Dead Girlfriend - Julie Taylor, one of the senior editors was a huge… — Eric Wight Copy Share Image
Even if you've gone through an average childhood, you have girlfriends who get pregnant and then have to choose whether or not… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
When it comes to romance, I believe in keeping it simple. With my last girlfriend, we were on our way to our… — Justin Chon Copy Share Image
I think the best thing you can do when you go and see a movie is to bring somebody along who really… — Jerry Bruckheimer Copy Share Image
I never fit in with my peer group. I never hung out with kids my age - I always wanted to hang… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
In the dictionary, beautiful, love, amazing, and sweet all have the same definition: the definition is you. — Kevin Huizenga Copy Share Image
So why don't you have a girlfriend? you are a nice guy. well that's the problem, I am too nice while girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt with other girls? It's like throwing away your diamond, and picking up a rock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you marry a stranger, then you will get respect, but if you marry your girlfriend, then you will get nothing exempt… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Call your girlfriend. It's time you had the talk. Give your reasons, say it's not her fault...but you just found somebody new. — Robyn Copy Share Image
If me and my girlfriend were fighting and she began to cry,I would just shutup and hold her. - Justin Bieber — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend: his time, his attention and his love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like to talk about girlfriend stuff. It's not necessary. I try to keep my relationships separate from everything else. — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
I hate 'girlfriend' because it sounds so temporary. It's very junior high. — Diana Taylor Copy Share Image
Am a Good Bwoi and I like to put things back where I got them from, when I am done using them...so… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Boy:Bitch. Girl:I've been called worse. Boy:Oh really. Like what? Girl:Your girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Trying to shoot your girlfriend is a pretty solid way of saying 'It's Over” — Kelley York Copy Share Image
“When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue” — Warren Olson Copy Share Image
