“Don't be stupid. You sound like his girlfriend. - Wesley Jefferson Lincoln” — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
A real boyfriend isn't ashamed to kiss his girlfriend in public, brag about how in love he is & love her like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's nice when you go out on the road, and you come back, and your girlfriend's left you. You have complete… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Staying far never breaks relation, Staying near never builds relation, Its a link between hearts, Which never allows us to forget each… — Tribhuvan Suthar Copy Share Image
“Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
I am pleased the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of expatriate bankers and their girlfriends. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
Talk about your negative experiences with the father, with your girlfriends. Not with your children. And bite your tongue when it comes… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
I m not afraid to give my password to my gf no I'm not , read my text messages when I get… — Fahim Copy Share Image
I'm so in love with the United States. Not as a patriot. I'm in love with America like it's my first girlfriend.… — Vincent Gallo Copy Share Image
Girl:How Much Do you Love me? Boy: My heart is a mobile and u r its SIM. Girl:Ooh God... I m Soo… — DEV Copy Share Image
Solomon's Laws: 8. If a guy who's smart, handsome, and rich invites you and your girlfriend to a nudist club...chances are he's… — Paul Levine Copy Share Image
It was the Spice Girls who messed it all up. And obviously, the appropriating of the phrase "girl power", which at that… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
When God Made Parts, He Thought Of Hearts, And For Each Heart A Sweetheart. And Among Those Sweethearts He Made One Sweetest… — Tribhuvan Suthar Copy Share Image
Having a girlfriend was no longer my greatest need. Knowing and obeying Him was . I wanted to please Him in my… — Joshua Harris Copy Share Image
I've always written songs from a sad place. I can't think of one good song that I have written in a happy… — Ty Stone Copy Share Image
When you are an army girlfriend you don't worry about anything else in the world you only worry about when he will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Larry David called me and said, "You can never watch The West Wing again. Either the show is going to be great… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
I obviously would love to have a girlfriend, but a girlfriend deserves so much of your time and energy. And she deserves… — J. J. Watt Copy Share Image
Remember ''I'll never let a girl come between us'' And you said you wouldn't. WHEN I MESSAGE YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT NO RESPONSE!… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
I am a spiritual person in an eastern religion kind of way. I learned that happiness for all of us is a… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
“If I ever stood a chance of resisting her, it evaporates the instant she leans into me. So does every last ounce… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
Watching a make-out while wrapped in a blanket with a guy she wanted to make out with made her feel exposed. Obvious.… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Who needs a girlfriend when you can just be good friends with all the women you are attracted to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it's normal. but when the boy thinks of his future with his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I cant be the perfect girlfriend, but I promise to be the best girlfriend that I can be. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Watching porn with the Girlfriend... Ok,so what if it's on the Animal Planet!! — Mike Smith Copy Share Image
A girlfriend's job is to keep her man on the right track, hold him down, have his back through good times &… — Brandon Martin Copy Share Image
This guy in bus just asked if I brought my reusable bag back & I told him it's none of his business… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A True Man Wouldn't Make His Girlfriend Jealous. Instead, He Would Make The Other Girls Jealous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same. — Felix Baumgartner Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to take you home tonight but I'm gonna find a way to make you mine — 5SOS Copy Share Image
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“One of the strangest experiences I had in life was watching my professional astronomy girlfriend turn into a lesbian.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends. — Shirley Knight Copy Share Image
