I'm not the girl that sits at home on a Saturday night plaiting her girlfriend's hair, drinking tea and watching romantic comedies. — Ricki-Lee Coulter Copy Share Image
“You're so young... Are you sure that's what you want your life to be, forever and ever? That job? That career? That… — Peter Cameron Copy Share Image
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings Copy Share Image
You're the craziest girl I've ever met, I guess that makes me even crazier for loving you the way I do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Damn!!! get the out of my mind... if you stay there any longer... you'll be in my heart... — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before. — Carly Rae Jepsen Copy Share Image
Getting your girlfriend all angry just so you can kiss her and make her shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Girlfriends are vital ... Maggie [Gyllenhaal] and I will always see each other when Maggie's in London or I'm here. We'll always… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
The more time went by, the more something just happened, an Oh my god - I want to love someone freely and… — Ellen Page Copy Share Image
One fan wrote asking for a very specific autographed photo. He wanted me to pose in tight jeans and boots and even… — Mary Frann Copy Share Image
I went to the University of Vermont because I had a kind of unrequited love for this high school girlfriend. She wasn't… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
I have so many girlfriends in their twenties who live in a white box apartment, having mediocre meals with mediocre friends, waiting… — Daphne Oz Copy Share Image
“My ex girlfriend and I go long periods of time without speaking to each other. And in between those extended stretches, we… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any… — James Blunt Copy Share Image
To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought… — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
Just for a while": Death's opening chat-up line in His great seduction, before he drugged you with soporific comforts, distracted you with… — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
I can tell just by the way you hold me that I mean so much to you; you make me feel so… — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
Dont destroy yourself over somebody elses foolishness. I know they betrayed you. I know they lied on you. I know they talked… — Stephanie Lahart Copy Share Image
Beckendorf closed eyes tight and brought his hand up to his watch. from that distance, the explosion shook the world. Heat seared… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I'm in love with you" Finally, the girl looks at me. "What?" "I don't know." I gesture to the house, the yard,… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“I don't know why you would even want to stay with me," I said. T.R. looked stunned for a second and then… — Larry McMurtry Copy Share Image
I never wanted to break up, that is just a lie, I know you've already told a billion girls I was a… — Ana Copy Share Image
“This would be the worst birthday of his life. Vladimir's best friend Baobab was down in Florida covering his rent, doing unspeakable… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
If you constantly do shit to try to make your girlfriend jealous. Of course all you're going to do is fight. Grow… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had a GIRLFRIEND ¥ I'll protect her like a daughter Treat her like a wife And repect her like ma Mother . ¥ — Eddy Jay Copy Share Image
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd Copy Share Image
“He who sacrifices his respect for love basically burns his body to obtain the light.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner. — Holly Valance Copy Share Image
“if my friends or my girlfriend back home saw who I've turned into, I don't think they'd recognize me. And I think… — Hannah Moskowitz Copy Share Image
My girlfriend has to beat me up to get me to relax because I work all the time. — Logic Copy Share Image
You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real girlfriend doesn't go to her friends about her relationship problems. She would talk to her MAN about THEIR problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A true man wouldn't make his girlfriend jealous,instead, he would make the other girls jealous of her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Dear Future Girlfriend, If I sacrifice sleep just to talk to you, you mean a lot more to me than you think — Crapp Copy Share Image
My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don't have iPhone. 2) I don't have a girlfriend. — Kapil Choudhary Copy Share Image
Dear boys, you should not make your girlfriend jealous of other girls instead you should make other girls jealous of your girlfriend! — Anonymous Copy Share Image