My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin'… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she's not gonna love the way you lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those girls who claim they'll "never be a crazy girlfriend," get a serious boyfriend, then just wait and see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss you. not as a my boyfriend or girlfriend , not even as my friends. I miss the person who you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's cute that a boy tries to tie the girls hair eventhough its really clear that he doesn't know how to... — Leanne Copy Share Image
I'm hard work to live with. Someone who wants to be my girlfriend has to be totally devoted because I don't give… — Tricky Copy Share Image
I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff. — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
You yo like every girl's pictures when you know they want to holla at you, are you trying to make your girlfriend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was 14 and madly in love for the first time. He was 21. He made me suddenly, unaccustomedly beautiful with his… — Daphne Gottlieb Copy Share Image
So many female characters are the girlfriend of the person having the adventure. I want to play baseball, I don't want to… — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
I hate myself right now because I know I did wrong by treating you the way I did…u dont deserve it at… — Bakare Copy Share Image
Even though we have our ups and downs I love my girlfriend she means the world to me. I can't thank her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once took the key off my girlfriend's key ring so that I could surprise her when she got home. So I… — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
This game is a love for me. It's like a girlfriend. And we've been dating for a long time - many years.… — Darrelle Revis Copy Share Image
You say you wanna come see me 'cause you know your girlfriend wanna be me. I'ma tell you why you can't. Said… — Cassie Copy Share Image
“Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private." "A smug expression crosses his face.… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
I got to a point in my life when I'd done loads of things I regretted. I made all the wrong decisions.… — Duffy Copy Share Image
Here was something I already knew to be true about myself: Just as there are some wives who will occasionally need a… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Some people who see cooking as a job. They got into cooking at some stage and they're sort of ticking along trying… — Paul Rankin Copy Share Image
I wanted my friends in the video because to leave a hard place, you need the support of your loved ones. My… — Jasmine V Copy Share Image
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I made mistakes. I can’t whine about it. I’m the one that messed up and I’m paying the consequences. However, if I… — Pete Rose Copy Share Image
“I have no idea who you even are and now you're my damn girlfriend. What the hell have you done to me?"… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. — Phil Ochs Copy Share Image
A REAL girlfriend gon love you while you're broke. a HOE gon love you until you're broke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wonder if you ever read my poems and wish they were written for you.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
That moment wen u are like 17 and ur wit ur girlfriend n ur mom shows her ur embarrassin piccs — Shonta Banks Copy Share Image
I love food, and my girlfriend comes from an architecture background, so we might open up a restaurant. — Dacre Montgomery Copy Share Image
“You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.” — Tony Sakalauskas Copy Share Image
I was thinking it was worth the risk if it meant forever with my faery girlfriend. — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
“The reason as to why we are attracted to our opposites is because they are our salvation from the burden of being… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Life is to fucked up, to realize who you care about the most in your life. — Isaiah Preziosi Copy Share Image
Protect your girlfriend like your daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's kind of like when I'm with my girlfriend. — Taylor Wilson Copy Share Image
“Sokka: "My first girlfriend turned into the moon." Zuko: "That's tough buddy.” — Michael Dante DiMartino Copy Share Image
“I’m not his bodyguard,” said Isabelle. “I’m his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
A boy friend should make his girlfriend's pussy wet, not her eyes. A girlfriend should make her boyfriend's cock hard, not his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image