“You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law?” — Anne Fortier Copy Share Image
That sad moment when a celebrity can make your girlfriend more happy than you ever will, just by clicking her 'follow' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love my life, but a girlfriend who's really down for me would be great! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A single girlfriend can play an important role in success of your career but a bunch of girlfriends can seriously ruins your… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Girlfriend: they say turn it 2 the other cheek. myself: iight I'll keep that in mind when I'm in bed wit u again — Myself Copy Share Image
I've maybe gotten broken up with one time, and I like to think that's because I'm a very good girlfriend. — Riley Keough Copy Share Image
I would rather be single than be someone's girlfriend because that's not my identity. — Tejaswi Madivada Copy Share Image
“You're my girlfriend, Cami, unless you don't want it that way." He opened his eyes, looking at me. I swallowed. "I want… — Lacey Weatherford Copy Share Image
“I want you to be my girlfriend.” “What does that mean?” … He looks confused. “I’m not sure. But I think it’s… — Tammy Falkner Copy Share Image
I was reading poetry to my girlfriends, and they were like, 'You're really good. You should go to some poetry readings or… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
“You actually fucked her? What, did her forked tongue feel exceptionally good on your dick or something?" —Keely to Jack after meeting… — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The older you get the more realistic it is that you're significant other is your significant other. I mean, you'll always have… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
You know how on Christmas day, the day feels different, even if you're just sitting in your chair waiting for your girlfriend… — Bill Callahan Copy Share Image
People are going to always have their opinions whether you date a black man or not. I've had girlfriends, family members comment… — Sanaa Lathan Copy Share Image
The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend's lips. She has the most amazing lips, and I wanted to carry… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
Our relationships are like sandcastles upon a shore. We know that a wave will eventually come and destroy it. Yet... we keep… — Sylvia Fox Copy Share Image
Fathers and sons are natural enemies. Look at any species. Shark, sees his father in the water, he's not thinking, Hey dad,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“I nod and tap my fingers against my knees. “What to do with a girlfriend while I work my hours at the… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
Justin, honey, you were my very first kiss. My very first hand to hold. But you were nothing more than an average… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
I was a tomboy growing up and then fell into the world of theatre and musical theatre. A girlfriend introduced me to… — Kathryn Budig Copy Share Image
There was this really rock n' roll guy who was very obviously dragged to my concert by his girlfriend. He had tattoos… — Lou Doillon Copy Share Image
If her legs open up faster than Google's homepage. She is not girlfriend material bro. — Eniss Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over. Smile & laugh because his new girlfriend looks like a horse :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment where your iPhone talks to you way more than your girlfriend. — Chad Robinson Copy Share Image
I auditioned for Ted Bundy and the director Matthew Bright and we really hit it off. He cast me as Bundy's girlfriend. — Boti Bliss Copy Share Image
“how you would feel if your old girlfriend showed up and she had the IQ of a frog. You’d” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to… — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy.… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
“By loving you, I learn everything because your soul contains the entire universe.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Girl: Take the condom off ! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO. Boy: Okay, but if you get pregnant, YOYO. Girl: What's that ?… — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
Don't try to make your girlfriend jealous by posting pictures of you with another girl...that's pathetic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets commit the perfect crime. Ill steal your heart and youll steal mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and settle down. But it's fun to be single. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
“I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she’ll be displeased, because she didn’t know I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt like I was cheating on one person with… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt with other girls? Why cheat? It's like throwing away a diamond, and picking up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy just broke up with his girlfriend, how long do you think is an appropriate time to wait before you...make… — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
