There's no better girlfriend than your own work, because when it goes away, you realise how important it is. — Anu Malik Copy Share Image
I wish my girlfriend would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife — Nikolay Davydenko Copy Share Image
Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends. — Zhang Ziyi Copy Share Image
You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
A real boyfriend wouldn't give another girl more attention than his girlfriend. — Maria Micah Rosales Copy Share Image
I am a navy girlfriend. The events of the next several months hold my life, my love, and my future in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GirlFriend- Babe Icheated. Boyfriend- So What? Do you Think Ilove you? I've Been Cheating on you for The Past two years You… — TarLent Dlardla Copy Share Image
I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm always the kind of friend or girlfriend who suggests, when there's some cataclysmic problem in the relationship, I'm like, "Well, maybe… — Miranda July Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You want to take me to a movie?" I asked. "Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I thought [first girlfriend] was trying to make a fool out of me. Then I found out that she wasn't, and we… — George Michael Copy Share Image
I can't speak for all women, but I do think that... I mean, me and my girlfriends, we definitely... we're in crisis… — Helen Slater Copy Share Image
On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a… — Alicia Witt Copy Share Image
If you think your girlfriend is such a bitch, a hoe or a slut, why are you still with her? You call… — Emilio Vasquez Copy Share Image
I love you. I know the real you too. You think I don't but how easily you forget I was the one… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
If religion is a reaction of man, and nothing more, it seems to me that it represents a human desire for wrongdoers… — Vince Gilligan Copy Share Image
“For me, you are fresh water that falls from trees when it has stopped raining. For me, you are cinnamon that lingers… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“I learned that love can end in one night, that great friends can become great strangers, that strangers can become best friends,… — Tommy Tran Copy Share Image
Even if you do get the best girlfriend you ever wanted: but know that the is always a task to do. Both… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
It wasn't until Kiffney-Brown, when I met Jason Talbot, that I really thought I might actually have one of those boyfriend kind… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
A guitar player goes on the road, and he misses his girlfriend for a while, but he manages to get along. A… — Albert King Copy Share Image
I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to… — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“But,” Aidan finished her sentence for her, “you don’t want to be my girlfriend any more.” — Stacy Gregg Copy Share Image
Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend. — Sarah Shahi Copy Share Image
Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Girls better start looking for guys with a good education because I'm pretty sure swag isn't going to pay the bills. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
Actin like grownups don't even try to hide cause the spot blown up. Girlfriend tellin you she wanna see I say 'I… — Q-tip Copy Share Image
“I won’t have my son doing drugs to get a woman that he shall never have.” — Initially NO Copy Share Image
Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better. — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
All my best girlfriends play guitar now, which is kind of a funny world to live in. — Lola Kirke Copy Share Image