While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your Girlfriend tags a photo of you and her Sleeping. — Oupa Copy Share Image
I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
A girlfriend's job is to keep her boyfriend on track, hold him down, and have his back through good times and bad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a girlfriend and she hasn't minded, ...She thinks it's funny I have to sing about that stuff. — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
My world was a community ballet school, a marching band, my two sisters and my girlfriends. I played saxophone in the band… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
“You're living with a bunch of hot guys, and instead of finding Cole and experiencing some real-life anatomy, you're shacking up with… — Ali Novak Copy Share Image
Everybody has a language or code that they use with their wife or their girlfriend or boyfriend or what have you. It's… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share Image
If I could spend the rest of my life I would spent it with you so I can see how amazing my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well...… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Obviously this is engagement ring city. Couples are wandering along and girls are pointing through the windows and the men are smiling… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel… — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
Ay, now every time I stepped in you could tell I stepped out. I saw your girlfriend only from the chest down… — Big Sean Copy Share Image
I had a high school girlfriend whose mother gave us theater tickets, so I saw the second night performance of 'A Streetcar… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
“I don't have a girlfriend." "Right." Daniel looked at me just long enough to make me squirm, and only just avoid flattening… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“What is this love that makes me see beauty, and makes every beautiful thing bring you back to me? What is this… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“I bet he's an actual good guy. The kind that I desperately need in my life. The thing of it is, he'll… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“Her stomach lurches. She fancies him sooo much - she is powerless to resist. How can she possibly? She knows it's wrong:… — Sarah Rayner Copy Share Image
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab,… — Ian Shoales Copy Share Image
“You told me this wasn't a formal date when you invited me to come. Why should I care if you have a… — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
You know Babe, I am really happy that you are my girlfriend. I wish that we could meet REALLY soon!! I will… — Chick'sMan_:D Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your girlfriends birthday is to forget it once! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile,… — Bella Thorne Copy Share Image
I never want to lose you , but if I have to I would choose you, you're the one that I hold… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
They ask me what I see in you and I smile. Then I look down and say nothing because I don't want… — Amanda Copy Share Image
I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or… — Shannen Doherty Copy Share Image
Every guy has their perfect dream girl. But for me, my dream girl isn't perfect. But she has potential to be great,… — Blake Toth Copy Share Image
A real girlfriend will remain loyal, text you everyday, fight with you, care about you, listen to you and love you like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
I don't need a girlfriend my studies irritates me everyday, that's enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder how it feels to have to take your girlfriend to the barber shop instead of the hair salon Wiz Kalifa — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm proud of having a girlfriend; it just doesn't have anything to do with my music. — Romy Madley Croft Copy Share Image
“I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin Copy Share Image
