I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're my baby, my heacache, my love, my smile, my frown, my wrong, my right, my pain, myhappiness, my everything. You're mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died. — Mike Gordon Copy Share Image
Doing a love scene with the girlfriend of a good friend is weird. We all know each other. — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
When she tells you no one else can be compared to you, that's when you know you're the luckiest guy in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you take your girlfriend/wife out to eat. And she has to pay! THE STRUGGLE IS REAL! — Dj Adams Copy Share Image
“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If I text you first,you better apprciate it because I don't do it for just anyone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My first girlfriend broke up with me on a yellow legal pad. After she picked me up from the airport one day,… — Max Winkler Copy Share Image
“I guess I stay with her because she stays with me. And that's not an easy thing to do. I'm a bad… — John Green Copy Share Image
I don't have a girlfriend. I don't know if I have a type, but I really like girls who are driven. I… — Hunter Hayes Copy Share Image
I have a reputation for being cold and aloof, but I'm so not that woman. I'm passionate. I love my girls, being… — Annie Lennox Copy Share Image
I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I have never been in a situation thankfully where I haven't gotten along with my girlfriend's parents. I've been very lucky to… — Alex Pettyfer Copy Share Image
Im sorry I'm not the best girlfriend, the best friend you've ever wanted, the person you could trust the most, the person… — I Dont Know Copy Share Image
“Well,” I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, “next time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
Back then, things were plainer: less money, no electronic devices, little fashion tyranny, no girlfriends. There was nothing to distract us from… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
“I think maybe she could be my girlfriend. I don't want to be her girlfriend, though. But there's this part of me… — M-E Girard Copy Share Image
Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
When you talk with your mother you are one person; when you go to the bank or you're with your girlfriend you… — Roland Møller Copy Share Image
I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“And do it before you get with a girl you really want to settle down with. Because—trust me on this one—it’s very,… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
They held hands and knew that only the coffin would lie in the earth; the bubbly laughter and the press of fingers… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
Sometimes I even felt like he dated me as part of his plan, like they were going to have a checklist on… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
You light up the room, you can call it a blessing, you're out of this world, call you an angel from Heaven. — Robert Boughter Copy Share Image
Naturally, I mine my girlfriends' lives for good anecdotes and stories - so many of their experiences find their way into my… — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is pretty and a lot of guys want her, that's another reason to keep her and treat her right.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most romAntic line: A boy told his girlfriend- Your eyes are just too beautiful! D girl replied- yes,they r beautiful,only bcoz u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess. — Cho Kyuhyun Copy Share Image
Quite a lot of the girls I get photographed with are just friends and then, according to the papers, I have, like,… — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
I've always been very clear: I never want to be known just as somebody's girlfriend. — Jane Fallon Copy Share Image
Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
She's my best friend but I love her more than a friend. I hope that faith pulls us closer together. — Gian Lewis Copy Share Image
Pay attention to how your girlfriend treats her family, eventually that's how she will treat you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear guys, having a girlfriend is a responsibility, not a privilege. Your job is to keep a smile on her pretty face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Share yourself with me. I will never judge you. I am here and I will stay here only to love you.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Be satisfied in one girlfriend, don't count we're not money that must be count. — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a boyfriend you should never make your girlfriend jealous of other girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image