I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited. — Ryan Lochte Copy Share Image
Don't let your girlfriend change her mind before you change yours. Otherwise she will let you f**k alone the street. — Emmanuel Plove Copy Share Image
Best relationship? When you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time. With no worries. — Carson Kolhoff Copy Share Image
For my 21st birthday, my now-wife, at the time girlfriend, flew across the country and showed up at my house. — Kevin Jonas Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is the most beautiful female to ever walk the earths ground. from head to toe. Girl you are amazing to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was never the ingenue or the pretty girlfriend of Tom Cruise in a movie. I didn't have that career, so I… — Jodie Foster Copy Share Image
A real girlfriend dedicates her love, time, energy to her man. She gives who she is to help him be who he… — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
I want to design for the working women. Okay well - it sounds like 90% of us are that. But really, we… — Sarah Lafleur Copy Share Image
I remember being with a girlfriend who asked me to look over some chess openings with her. I instantly fell asleep. I… — Pal Benko Copy Share Image
If you found out your girlfriend cuts,and you can over look it then its love.If you can kiss the scars on her… — Jazzy Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Some BOY's hold their Girlfriend's hand in malls Bcoz if they leave her hand she'll start shopping.. It looks Romantic but actually… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I know my girlfriend is free-spirited. I know she's so charming that it's disarming. I get it. And I know that every… — Wilmer Valderrama Copy Share Image
“You don't really want me on your team,' Lexie said. 'I'm totally terrible.' 'I know," Jake said. 'I want you on the… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth year since… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore. "… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I sound awful saying it but I think it can be like that. I see a lot of people in unstimulating relationships.… — Laura Marling Copy Share Image
She's gone. Been gone for ages. They split up right after you left. That's why the grass out front started growing again."… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Whenever I go into Bloomingdales, I head to the womens shoe section and think, Hmm, maybe Ill get my next girlfriend a… — Josh Hutcherson Copy Share Image
Spending time by myself is VERY important to me and I wake up pretty early, I wake up around 5 in the… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
This is new to us, you know? Your mother's sorry. She's sorry that she hurt your feelings, and she wants you to… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
A Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you,and rides for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I score and her girlfriend, I'm calling that And-1. If I murder that from the back, I'm calling it re-drum. — Meek Mill Copy Share Image
You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Suki is the nation’s ideal girlfriend, a woman for whom bubbliness is a way of life, verging on a disorder.” — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
Their friendship was more important than any relationship. Guys would come and go; girlfriends were forever. — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
Never propose anyone unless You really know they too are in love with you like You do..., that relationship rarely lasts… — Nushra Copy Share Image
I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her. — Adam Levine Copy Share Image
Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. — Usher Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...guess she hasn't noticed me staring at her boobs — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I want to be your moon who will give light when your world becomes dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
A slut is fun in everyone's bed. A good girlfriend is only a slut in yours. — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
A girlfriend and Cannabis are alike,exist and resist your body along with emotions . — Kavinder Kanwar Copy Share Image
I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates. — Nick D'Aloisio Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex…I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
![“I sound awful saying it but I think it can be like that. I see a lot of people in unstimulating relationships. And not just boyfriend-girlfriend relationships. They find themselves in stagnant friendships. If people were a little less scared [of ending things] they'd get more out of life… You meet…” quote by Laura Marling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e08/laura-marling-8939_awful_i-sound-awful-saying-it-but-i-think-it-c_924420.jpg)
