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Art is a great means of self-discovery. One of the things that appealed to me in the beginning was that it was… — Malcolm Morley Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
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My girlfriend broke up with me because she says I listen to way to much Linkin park but in the end it… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better. — Derek Sivers Copy Share Image
I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek. — Tim Walters Copy Share Image
Wives and girlfriends really shouldn't be anywhere near the band. Not at all. Anyone who's listening to their girlfriend, they shouldn't be… — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
If there's friends around, I'll cook. Or if I have a girlfriend. But on my own I kind of fell out of… — Michael Fassbender Copy Share Image
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I've always had a career. I have been working hard since I was 15 years old. Being someone's 'girlfriend' was never what… — Adrienne Bailon Copy Share Image
My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, 'I think your girlfriend's… — Adam Garcia Copy Share Image
My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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Love your girlfriend like she is the only girl in this world, make her feel that she only needs you when she… — Aqeb Fardeen Copy Share Image
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I had a girlfriend forever and I'm just recently sort of getting back into the dating world, so I have my own… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who's friends… — Jason Spezza Copy Share Image
Hey, I liked my idea of bringer her along, but you already vetoed that idea, so now I'm resorting to Plan B,… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
I'm guessing I'm your fake girlfriend? B. J. Asks, sighing. It's a miracle that he figured it out. He's not usually the… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
So," he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, "I've been thinking." "Yeah?" He nodded. "You really need… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
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My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because… — Boris Becker Copy Share Image
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I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week. — Andrea Jung Copy Share Image
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I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
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Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend. — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
A boy makes his girl jealous of other women, a true gentlemen makes other women jealous of his girl. — Kiara Sellars Copy Share Image
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