At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. — Miranda Lambert Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“A boyfriend should treat you like a girlfriend, not like a princess. Stop expecting so much from guys & maybe you won't… — 69rascal Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend. — Lily Collins Copy Share Image
I never fit in with my peer group. I never hung out with kids my age - I always wanted to hang… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
In the dictionary, beautiful, love, amazing, and sweet all have the same definition: the definition is you. — Kevin Huizenga Copy Share Image
So why don't you have a girlfriend? you are a nice guy. well that's the problem, I am too nice while girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never had a girlfriend before and I thought it would masculinize me. But it's actually done the opposite. Now I know… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up… — Shane West Copy Share Image
“I cared about Ben, but I was never in love with him. I was in love with what it said about me… — Nadia Bolz-Weber Copy Share Image
“On a date, if you look more often to your phone than to your girlfriend/wife, then you have a problem... but if… — Alin Sav Copy Share Image
I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being… — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
I can spend a lot of time on the internet as a substitute for TV. This is part of the reason why… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
5 signs your boyfriend or girlfriend loves you 1. He or she makes you a priority 2. He or she opens up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from… — Eddie Redmayne Copy Share Image
I definitely feel like it took me a while to learn the baseline things you have to do if you want people… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
“Here goes. See, my boyfriend and I decided to stay together for the summer, you know, even though he had to go… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Osho used me and Shunyo (my girlfriend at the time) as an example of how he envisioned men and women should relate.… — Swami Anand Milarepa Copy Share Image
Why don't we talk anymore? He asked confused. I can't talk to you. She said tears running down her cheek. But why?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so used to being on the road and having a schedule that the insanity seeps in when you're sitting at home… — Lzzy Hale Copy Share Image
To me, Kane's always been a good guy, a good teammate. I think now he's got a girlfriend. You can tell, he's… — Duncan Keith Copy Share Image
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I've done a road trip across Italy with a girlfriend, and that was very romantic. I think that road trips are probably… — Christopher Egan Copy Share Image
If you asking me Am I Single??? I would answer that I LOVE MY Girlfriend more than You :) — VishaK Copy Share Image
You cheated on your beautiful girlfriend with a hoe that looks like Chewbacca? Good choice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, I'm not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend/girlfriend lives in the future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come… — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
No matter how many times I say I hate you, just remember you're really the only thing that is holding me together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: Take the condom off ! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO. Boy: Okay, but if you get pregnant, YOYO. Girl: What's that ?… — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
Don't try to make your girlfriend jealous by posting pictures of you with another girl...that's pathetic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets commit the perfect crime. Ill steal your heart and youll steal mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and settle down. But it's fun to be single. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
“I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she’ll be displeased, because she didn’t know I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt with other girls? Why cheat? It's like throwing away a diamond, and picking up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy just broke up with his girlfriend, how long do you think is an appropriate time to wait before you...make… — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
There's no better girlfriend than your own work, because when it goes away, you realise how important it is. — Anu Malik Copy Share Image
