If you can't make her a wife, don't make her your girlfriend. Because either you will leave her or marry her. — Serenity Karma Copy Share Image
“There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about… — Nakia R. Laushaul Copy Share Image
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Everything you ever thought you needed from your boyfriend, girlfriend or partner, is already YOU. — Lee Levy Copy Share Image
“Who needs a girlfriend when you have abandonment issues and super-powers?” — Gabby Rivera Copy Share Image
Every time I take out my girlfriend for dinner, everyone stares.. Let us be. Where like everyone else, the only difference is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record… — Elliott Smith Copy Share Image
I know that in my life my girlfriends are one of the most important relationships I have going through the good times… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
Everyone, whether you are married or have a boyfriend or girlfriend, there's always someone who has a hold of your heart. You… — Kip Moore Copy Share Image
I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I was in chemical engineering at Cornell University. My girlfriend at the time dared me to do a play. I knew there… — Ato Essandoh Copy Share Image
I am against changing my body to become better. I am not against implants, I have a lot of girlfriends who have… — Summer Altice Copy Share Image
They can say whatever they want about my personal life because I know what my personal life is, and it involves a… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Growing up, me and my brother, we were kind of exact opposites. We were completely yin and yang. He was more rough… — Candis Cayne Copy Share Image
The best day of my life was not when I was born or when I took my first step. Its not even… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
“Does God know the number of kisses before we fall in love? Yesterday, I was nobody and I believed myself important. Today,… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“Like a pair of old slippers, I feel comfort and warmth as I slip into you. No, that is too crude. Like… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
They sped by a pack of sea lions lounging on the docks, and she swore she saw an old homeless guy sitting… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
For a while last summer I was depressed because nothing was happening. It got to the point where people like me were… — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
My gorgeous girlfriend..Baby I love you with all my heart ik I sum fucked up in the past but it want happened… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're trying to look pretty, it's a lot easier to compare you to other people. I always felt intimidated in pilot… — Marin Ireland Copy Share Image
A lot of times people will send me stuff. They will find something and they will send it to me and then… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
That movie was my girlfriend. That was my girl." I knew there was going to be initial anger. As a matter of… — Craig Brewer Copy Share Image
I don't like to talk about girlfriend stuff. It's not necessary. I try to keep my relationships separate from everything else. — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
I hate 'girlfriend' because it sounds so temporary. It's very junior high. — Diana Taylor Copy Share Image
Am a Good Bwoi and I like to put things back where I got them from, when I am done using them...so… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Boy:Bitch. Girl:I've been called worse. Boy:Oh really. Like what? Girl:Your girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue” — Warren Olson Copy Share Image
“Trying to shoot your girlfriend is a pretty solid way of saying 'It's Over” — Kelley York Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt with other girls? It's like throwing away your diamond, and picking up a rock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you marry a stranger, then you will get respect, but if you marry your girlfriend, then you will get nothing exempt… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Call your girlfriend. It's time you had the talk. Give your reasons, say it's not her fault...but you just found somebody new. — Robyn Copy Share Image
If me and my girlfriend were fighting and she began to cry,I would just shutup and hold her. - Justin Bieber — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend: his time, his attention and his love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do I have a girlfriend? Technically no. If you be my girlfriend then I'll make it so. — John Legend Copy Share Image
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A true bf/gf is someone who accepts your past, supports your present, and encourages your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
