If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
