Johnny Knoxville

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

— Johnny Knoxville

I think I'm a little concussed.

— Johnny Knoxville

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

— Johnny Knoxville

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough.

— Johnny Knoxville

I think everyone roots for the underdog.

— Johnny Knoxville

But I can still lick the spoon!

— Johnny Knoxville

I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.

— Johnny Knoxville

Hit him in the ding ding!

— Johnny Knoxville

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

— Johnny Knoxville

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

— Johnny Knoxville

The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.

— Johnny Knoxville

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

— Johnny Knoxville

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

— Johnny Knoxville

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.

— Johnny Knoxville

I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.

— Johnny Knoxville

I don't want to die, but I don't mind taking a few slams for the kids.

— Johnny Knoxville

People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser.…

— Johnny Knoxville

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it…

— Johnny Knoxville

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

— Johnny Knoxville

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for…

— Johnny Knoxville

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe…

— Johnny Knoxville

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And…

— Johnny Knoxville

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

— Johnny Knoxville

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to…

— Johnny Knoxville

Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I…

— Johnny Knoxville

What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned…

— Johnny Knoxville

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As…

— Johnny Knoxville

A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head,…

— Johnny Knoxville

It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that…

— Johnny Knoxville

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put…

— Johnny Knoxville

I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even…

— Johnny Knoxville

I'm just basking in the glory.

— Johnny Knoxville

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.

— Johnny Knoxville

Hey, is my ass burning?

— Johnny Knoxville

I feel like my eyes have gonorreah!!!

— Johnny Knoxville

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

— Johnny Knoxville

I am nothing that isn't professional.

— Johnny Knoxville

I don't care what other people think.

— Johnny Knoxville

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

— Johnny Knoxville

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

— Johnny Knoxville