“I can hear all I want about sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll on the playground, but only the Girl Scouts know the step-by-steps for limbering up a a new book without injuring the binding and the how-tos of packing… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“6. Sleep with a bra on every night in fear of your boobs dropping should you forget. Intermediate: Don't wear a bra in the daytime. Advanced: Forget bras and wear the Hear Comes Trouble T-shirt you got for your eighth… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“But if you just got your first car and you're feeling around for the seat lever and find "Desolation Angels" instead, the beautiful people… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“I can hear all I want about sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll on the playground, but only the Girl Scouts know the step-by-steps… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“You'll look away from your own face in the mirror, pull the chain twice to hide from yourself in the dark, and when it's… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“6. Sleep with a bra on every night in fear of your boobs dropping should you forget. Intermediate: Don't wear a bra in the… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“Which statements are true according to the passage? A) Science, governments, and your doctor should be trusted. B) 'Comforting her deep into the night'… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“Take this one to the bank: birds are hatched from eggs and are always egg-shaped. Maybe there's no escaping the shape that molds you,… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“I may not have been born captain of this boat, but I was born to rock it.” — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“It's an old copy and it's starting to fall apart, but I hold on to my Handbook because nothing else makes promises like that… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“Where you're born is sometimes all that separates a sure thing from a long shot.” — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“You've done a thing you can't clean up, found a place you can't reach with mop or apology. The forever you've created branches like… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“No matter how smart you might appear to be later with your set of diplomas on their fine white parchment, the mistakes you made… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“In the fairy tales there's only one Big Bad Wolf and the little girl takes only one trip through the Dark Forest and fights… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“But once in a while one loses his heart and once I think I did too, but never Mama. Her heart stays right in… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
