“All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...” — Will Advise Copy Share Image
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“Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of redundancy. But that info is obsolete, like my insults… — Will Advise Copy Share Image
“When dreams can real already be, away goes sorrow, forth comes glee, yet always we will craft new dreams, our hearts on fire, that… — Will Advise Copy Share Image
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