Birds Quote by Tupelo Hassman

“But if you just got your first car and you're feeling around for the seat lever and find "Desolation Angels" instead, the beautiful people…

— Tupelo Hassman

“I can hear all I want about sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll on the playground, but only the Girl Scouts know the step-by-steps…

— Tupelo Hassman

“You'll look away from your own face in the mirror, pull the chain twice to hide from yourself in the dark, and when it's…

— Tupelo Hassman

“6. Sleep with a bra on every night in fear of your boobs dropping should you forget. Intermediate: Don't wear a bra in the…

— Tupelo Hassman

“Which statements are true according to the passage? A) Science, governments, and your doctor should be trusted. B) 'Comforting her deep into the night'…

— Tupelo Hassman

“I may not have been born captain of this boat, but I was born to rock it.”

— Tupelo Hassman

“It's an old copy and it's starting to fall apart, but I hold on to my Handbook because nothing else makes promises like that…

— Tupelo Hassman

“Where you're born is sometimes all that separates a sure thing from a long shot.”

— Tupelo Hassman

“You've done a thing you can't clean up, found a place you can't reach with mop or apology. The forever you've created branches like…

— Tupelo Hassman

“No matter how smart you might appear to be later with your set of diplomas on their fine white parchment, the mistakes you made…

— Tupelo Hassman

“In the fairy tales there's only one Big Bad Wolf and the little girl takes only one trip through the Dark Forest and fights…

— Tupelo Hassman

“But once in a while one loses his heart and once I think I did too, but never Mama. Her heart stays right in…

— Tupelo Hassman