Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
