At Marshall Field in Chicago, I had them take a big bed into the menswear department, one with black sheets. I'd get in bed wearing a nightcap, and my fans would get in bed with me, one at a time,… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
I've been married to the same woman for forty years, and whenever people ask us how we managed to stay married for so long, we usually say as one voice, 'What's the secret? Don't get divorced!' — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
At Marshall Field in Chicago, I had them take a big bed into the menswear department, one with black sheets. I'd get in bed… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
“if it's the best of anything, i have to have one. (when passing a food stand claiming to serve the world's best subways)” — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
I had 500 kids at camp this past summer for example. We do nine weeks for kids and nine days for grown ups every… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
To let the people know there was life beyond Shirley Dean, we decided to focus on voter registration; each day I set up my… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
I've been married to the same woman for forty years, and whenever people ask us how we managed to stay married for so long,… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
Don't underlook the Sixties; we started eating more vegetables, respecting women, and we shut down Vietnam. We did a lot of good stuff. But… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
It had an enormous impact to the point of the United Nations passing a resolution against the killing and hunting of these whales as… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride. — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak. — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image