Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Living in a small town you couldn't go anywhere on a Saturday where a store had the game on. If you were… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content. — Mark Burnett Copy Share Image
Oil companies have gas stations. There's this whole huge structure that is about finding a new liquid for the tank. And the… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I already tried that. Something heavy metal like. And sunglasses. But it didn't work; I went to the gas station and when… — Michael Schumacher Copy Share Image
You don't want to be the only car company. When you're the only car company and there's no competition, customers may not… — Marc Benioff Copy Share Image
The common mistake that business people make is they're going to get drive-by business...Only gas stations are helped — John Warren Kindt Copy Share Image
My secretary stopped and got gas (Wednesday) for $2.67. (Yesterday at) the same gas station, she got gas again. It was $3.12,… — Andrew Spano Copy Share Image
I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse,… — Tommy Lee Jones Copy Share Image
What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse,… — Tommy Lee Jones Copy Share Image
I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations. — Ron Ziegler Copy Share Image
I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a… — Curt Schilling Copy Share Image
His name was Rambo, and he was just some nothing kid for all anybody knew, standing by the pump of a gas… — David Morrell Copy Share Image
Every new discovery in science brings with it a host of new problems, just as the invention of the automobile brought with… — Banesh Hoffmann Copy Share Image
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out,… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
You don't necessarily have to write to be a poet. Some people work in gas stations and they're poets. I don't call… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
I don't approve of the John Waynes and the Gary Coopers saying "Shucks, I ain't no actor - I'm just a bridge… — Humphrey Bogart Copy Share Image
Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing will convince and convict those around us like the peaceful and positive way you and I respond to our twentieth century… — Joni Eareckson Tada Copy Share Image
Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. — Richard Powers Copy Share Image
Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country. It's kleptocracy, it's corruption, it's a nation that's really only dependent upon oil… — John McCain Copy Share Image
I was living in Monterey, a place where the classic photographers - the Westons, Wynn Bullock and Ansel Adams - came for… — Lewis Baltz Copy Share Image
