The president met with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Obama was demanding that BP clean up the Gulf. And I'm thinking, good… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
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He ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
I go to church every Sunday, which is like going to the gas station once a week and really, really filling up. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image