Remember a diamond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Isn’t it funny? You forgive people before they ask forgiveness. Later they expect your apologize.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
A German singer! I should as soon expect to get pleasure from the neighing of my horse. — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
Everyone who tells a story tells it differently, just to remind us that everybody sees it differently. — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
“Women were created gullible. It they weren't no babies would be born.” — Dakota Dawn Copy Share Image
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
Mr. Bazzard's father, being a Norfolk farmer, would have furiously laid about him with a flail, a pitch-fork, and every agricultural implement… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Cannes is a circus, so you have to have fun with it. Everything suddenly becomes funny. And the promotion of a movie… — Mathieu Amalric Copy Share Image
“Buddy I have lived through three wars and several major political skirmishes. You can't beat me down with your boring-to-death sales pitches.” — Anissa Rafeh Copy Share Image
When you catch me after the fight, if you ask anybody, they'll tell you, 'James is a funny person.' I like people.… — James Toney Copy Share Image
My advice to the unborn is, don't be born with a gambling instinct unless you have a good sense of probabilities. — Jack Dreyfus Copy Share Image
“Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
