“Don't be a dick,' I whisper. 'You haven't even seen me start to be a dick.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, I am trying to put Quebec in its place - and the place of Quebec is in Canada, nowhere else. — Pierre Trudeau Copy Share Image
There's plenty of fish in the sea? That's great for the fish but what about me!? — Chris Blue Wolf Copy Share Image
A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
The strength of your life is measured by the strength of your will. — Henry Van Dyke Copy Share Image
“You have no need to worry about me being attracted to you." She moistened her lips. "Because I'm not." Oh yeah? Well,… — Cindy Roland Anderson Copy Share Image
Are you, or is someone you know, a gadget freak? If so, you doubtless know that Wednesday was iPhone 5 day, the… — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
Let's tell people we voted because of the worldwide financial meltdown rather than the free cup of Starbucks coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
Guitarists should be able to pick up the guitar and play music on it for an hour, without a rhythm section or… — Joe Pass Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
“All right," Shannen says slowly, tucking a lock of dark brown hair behind her ear. "Why did you glue that dolphin upside… — Tera Lynn Childs Copy Share Image
