“I was performing my ritual of sipping tea, shooting flirtatious glances and planning murder” — Mingmei Yip Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake. lol — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I'd do anything to honor our veterans, short of sitting through a Veterans Day gathering, parade, or speech. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything bad that's ever happened in my life I've seen an outcome that's positive later on, — Diem Brown Copy Share Image
Things I dislike waking up in the morning, checking my phone, and seeing no good morning text from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how, as we get older, what become our fondest memories are not necessarily the happiest times of our lives but… — Michael McDonald Copy Share Image
I love to smile. I love to laugh. I like to hear jokes. For instance, when I'm on the road, every night… — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
The Art of Conversation could not die in Australia; it never lived. Television did not kill it; there was nothing there to… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Oh! That is funny.' And the little prince broke into a lovely peal of laughter which annoyed me no end. I like… — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Copy Share Image
As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Isn't Glen an accountant? We're all frugal." These days, by necessity. "You might be frugal, but Glen is cheap. For Valentine's Day,… — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
There's a funny thing about fame. The truth is you run as fast as you can towards it because it's everything you… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the… — Sally Hawkins Copy Share Image
