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My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. — Renee Zellweger Copy Share Image
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Aldous Huxley took the drug mescaline and then chronicled his experience in the book The Doors of Perception. Now, I don't actually… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
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'Ted Lasso' is still funny and it still points fingers and holds truth to power. But it does it in a way… — Phil Dunster Copy Share Image
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