When I got my first TV set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships with other people. — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I Was in Florida And Everyone Was Telling Me To Say Stuff lol *Btw I'm From Tennessee* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. — Cindy Gardner Copy Share Image
I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing! — Oupa Copy Share Image
With a poem you can say 'I got my feeling into words for myself. I now have the equivalent in words for… — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When I started auditioning, I'd take any audition I could get. The more dramatic ones didn't go as well as the comedic. — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I make love like farm equipment—not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can’t tell it. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out. — Harry Lloyd Copy Share Image
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