I can read Spanish, German, Italian, and French¦ as long as its written in English :] — Green Monk Copy Share Image
So... I was reading this Fascinating study. It shows that Men think about sex every tits seconds. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The first step in going somewhere is deciding you are not going to stay where you are. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you're ugly get a bunch of tattoos. They're hot and it'll distract guys from your fucked up face. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A real relationship has: fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguement, patience, secrets, jealousy, and love.Â¥ — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Its very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but its really difficult to get hurt & say Its Ok — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I hate seeing an older woman standing on the bus while I'm seated. . . So I just close my eyes and… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You don't know this but the regret you feel after doing something is your body's way of saying you should definitely do… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Tell your girlfriend how much you love her out of the blue one day. I bet she'll love it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries — Green Monk Copy Share Image
He used to think that he was fantastic in bed until he discovered that all his girlfriends suffered from asthma…… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Did you just cut your hair? he asked, so I pulled out my axe & chopped off his arm & asked Did… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When life stresses you out, eat a carrot. It won't make your life any better, but at least you're helping out the… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Behind every great man is a great woman telling him he's not as great as he thinks he is… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Girl I'm not hitting on you. I have a solid reputation for not trying to pick up girls who are sober. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I wish my girlfriend would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sex is like pizza; if you're gonna use BBQ sauce, you'd better know what you're doing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Guys, if she just wants to be friends then borrow $250 from her & never pay her back. Like a real friend would. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
There are 2 reasons I haven't killed you. I don't know what to do with the body and I'm the most likely… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I love when I wake up in the middle of the night and realize I have so much more time to sleep! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When the library book-drop overflows and volumes spill onto the wet grass, the books are over dew. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone says they love you don't just take their word for it, it'll be written all over the way they're treating… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
'what do I do when I see someone gorgeous ? I stare, I smile, & when I get tired, I just put… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My wife is angry with me and she is giving me the Silent Treatment. I don't know what I did, but I… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I'm truly convinced that much of the trouble that some people have today: they stop to think, but forget to start the… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Twitter is like a maximum security prison. There are the tough guys, crazy ones, odd ones & an idiot who tried to… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When choosing a girl to date, don't go with your gut feeling. Go with your nut feeling. That'll lead to some butt… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My hands never pain when typing message for you.. But my heart always pain when there is no reply from you. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My wife and I had words the other night. . . . . . . . . . Well, I had words; She had paragraphs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Researchers have discovered that people will believe anything that you tell them researchers have discovered... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you can't beat them, join them. It's much easier to beat them once they think you're on the same side. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I look at you, I just can't help fantasizing about kicking you in the face repeatedly. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
No matter how nice you try to be someone will cast you to play the cunt in their life story. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Communication, trust, and affection, is the true foundation of every good relationship¦.. If one is missing¦.. LOVE cannot survive¦ — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share
Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind. — Green Monk Copy Share
I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it. — Green Monk Copy Share
I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete. — Green Monk Copy Share
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