We all love the kid who entertains the class by disrespecting the teacher but somehow NEVER gets in trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when teachers call it cheating but students call it teamwork. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bikini told me to hit the gym but my sweatpants said nahh girl you good — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke.. ..that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So basically keeping the status as 'Busy' on WhatsApp actually means that the person is always 'Busy on WhatsApp' ^o^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I want to be when I grow up? A vet..but my dream is to be a singer/ íactress. Just like the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny when you cry over someone when they dont even care if they dont care why should we you know there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel as ignored as a white crayon, the first piece of bread, Internet explorer, the terms of agreement, and the 18yrs+… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While a rich man cannot have more than 1440 minutes a day, a clever man makes more time by using OPM or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're dancing to music and you think you're all sexy and have badass moves like a pop star but in reality… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women may be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Boys, if you wear a hat, prepare for it to be taken by us. Sincerely, Girls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear CatDog, Please tell me how you poop. I have wondered for so long. Sincerely, a confused fan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when Im at school nothing crazy happens but as soon as I miss a day something crazy pops off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and it's half empty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever said blood is thicker than water needs to have some of my family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doing the 'I'm thinking really hard face' when the teacher looks at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you haven't been invited to an awful family Thanksgiving get-together of your own you can come to mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Take comfort this Labor Day in knowing the pressure to have fun this summer is finally over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
