What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
He who thanks but with the lips Thanks but in part; The full, the true Thanksgiving Comes from the heart. — John G. Shedd Copy Share Image
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing… — Cornelius Plantinga Copy Share Image
I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
