Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
ʺWhy,ʺ he began slowly, ʺis Victor Dashkov joining us?ʺ ʺWell, itʹs kind of a funny story . . .ʺ — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you. — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the… — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
“This time I don't want to be my own mother. I make a decision, take the entire bag of chocolate to my… — Andrea Partee Copy Share Image
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing a funny story is one thing. But writing a funny story that inspires others to venture beyond their level of comfort… — Romany Malco Copy Share Image
In fact, one of the funny stories from that set [of Hail, Caesar!] is we were shooting my scene, and around lunchtime,… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
If 'heartache' sounds exaggerated then surely you have never gone to your garden one rare morning in June to find that the… — Ruth Stout Copy Share Image
Coca-Cola remains emblematic of the best and worst of America and Western civilization. The history of Coca-Cola is the often funny story… — Mark Pendergrast Copy Share Image
Kyria Abrahams, former teen bride of a doomsday cult and seeker of salvation in slam poetry, tells the terribly funny story of… — Janice Erlbaum Copy Share Image
What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
Yes, we could talk to you for days on end about all the bad first dates. Those are stories. Funny stories. Awkward… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
I tried to go to community college for a while, and it's a funny story. I walked into the English class on… — Zach Condon Copy Share Image
I can get by and chatter and talk and tell funny stories, make people laugh, but I don't have as many words,… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I have a funny story to tell about English and how I came to fall in love with the language. I was… — Andrew Lam Copy Share Image
Music appeared later. At first I was making people laugh with my funny stories. Live and on TV too. It was great,… — Verka Serduchka Copy Share Image
I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd… — Sophie Marceau Copy Share Image
I've always loved the blues, ever since I was a kid. It has a depth to it that a lot of contemporary… — Nickolas Ashford Copy Share Image
You know, I've always wrote my best stuff when it takes me hardly any time at all. Actually I wrote.....this is actually… — Wednesday 13 Copy Share Image
The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know… — Ryan Guzman Copy Share Image
