What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a joke. I don't tell jokes much. I tell little stories. — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
This country was the moral leader of the world until George Bush became president. — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
The way we're going to win elections in this country is not to become Republican lite. The way we're going to win elections in… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
As governor, I came to believe that the death penalty would be a just punishment for certain, especially heinous crimes, such as the murder… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
Look, I'm not a perfect person. I have my warts. I sometimes say things that get me in trouble. I wear suits that are… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
The issue is not abortion. The issue is whether women can make up their own mind instead of some right-wing pastor, some right-wing politician… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
When you - when you - and this is still going on today - are making your money by pushing paper around, when you… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
There's no question that Saddam Hussein is a threat to the United States and to our allies. If Saddam persists in thumbing his nose… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
The truth is the President of the United States used the same device that Slobodan Milosevic used in Serbia. When you appeal to homophobia,… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
There's been more than one time when I've said something, and sort of the middle of what I've said is not said but thought,… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
