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No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
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Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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When a hunter is in a tree stand with high moral values and with the proper hunting ethics and richer for the… — Fred Bear Copy Share Image
I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
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