Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
When a hunter is in a tree stand with high moral values and with the proper hunting ethics and richer for the… — Fred Bear Copy Share Image
As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million… — Jim Ramstad Copy Share Image
I don't want to come across the wrong way, which is hard when being funny or sarcastic at times, but I also… — Toni Garrn Copy Share Image
I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
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