Let's put significant pressure on ourselves to have a fun New Year's Eve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no idea what the future holds,only knows that the past is something I am willing to leave behind. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I resolve to stop having meaningless sex in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year I'm not going to make a new years resolution. Just going to end up wasting the first week of January. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
