Funny graduation Quotes · Page 2

Remember that there's no one way of doing things. ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever…

— Fred Armisen

I was a Democrat before I was a Republican before I became an independent and I never changed my principles.

— Michael Bloomberg

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

— Bill Cosby

Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces.

— Amy Poehler

Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You're a group of incredibly, well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were…

— Aaron Sorkin

At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards.My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and…

— Paul A. Freund

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings.…

— Eric Idle

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

— Seth MacFarlane

Become goddesses of disobedience.

— Naomi Wolf

Try never to be the smartest person in the room. And if you are, I suggest you invite smarter people or find…

— Michael Dell

A classical education enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.

— Russell Green

Spread joy. Chase your wildest dreams.

— Patch Adams

I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while.

— Ira Glass

My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its…

— Ruth Westheimer

Harry taught me that death isn't the end, it's the beginning.

— Jennifer Love Hewitt

The things taught in schools & colleges are not an education but the means of education.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

A modern school where football is taught.

— Ambrose Bierce

It's hard not to be afraid. Be less afraid.

— Susan Sontag

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as…

— Stephen Colbert

I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.

— Andy Samberg

Nothing worth knowing can be taught.

— Oscar Wilde

Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning.

— Orrin Hatch

You are the guy who'll decide where to go.

— Dr. Seuss

Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter.

— Bernard Baruch