People will say you can't do good and do well. They're wrong, that's idiotic advice. — Soledad O'Brien Copy Share Image
Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Live all of your life. Understand it, see it, appreciate it. And have fun. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
People will frighten you about a graduation…They use words you don't hear often. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When I was here there was still a requirement that students had to swim 50 yards to graduate...because Harry Elkins Widener had… — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
Remember that there's no one way of doing things. ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And… — Mike Judge Copy Share Image
I've been waiting more than 30 years to say this: 'Dad, I always told you I'd come back and get my degree.'… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards.My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and… — Paul A. Freund Copy Share Image
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." "Don't… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
I've observed a few things about the few really great people I've had a chance to meet and cover...They need to be… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Humor can be a great way to lift spirits and relate with soon-to-be high school grads. Whether you're in need of a… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Try never to be the smartest person in the room. And if you are, I suggest you invite smarter people or find… — Michael Dell Copy Share Image
People will say you cannot get a job in a down economy. People will say you cannot get a job that you… — Soledad O'Brien Copy Share Image
I am terminally sentimental about graduations. They are more individual than weddings, more conscious than christenings, or bar mitzvahs or bat mitzvahs.… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You're a group of incredibly, well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Harry taught me that death isn't the end, it's the beginning. — Jennifer Love Hewitt Copy Share Image
I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
